If your GM is smiling, it's already too late. That grin means the BBEG just leveled up, the exit is trapped, and your healer is out of spell slots. This shirt is a warning label for the most dangerous person at the table.
The perfect gift for the DM who lives for dramatic reveals, unexpected plot twists, and watching their players sweat. Wear it to the next session and watch your players immediately start questioning every NPC they've ever trusted.
- 100% ring-spun cotton — comfortable enough for a 6-hour session
- Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
- Available in multiple sizes — check the size guide before ordering
- Printed on demand and ships in 3–7 business days
"I'm not evil. I'm just... narratively motivated."